Valentine's Day is Fast Approaching!!!

Awww Valentine's Day. The day every year when a woman's vagina goes up for auction in the relationship she is in. Back in the day, when I was a young man, I thought that it wasn't that big of a deal--I felt that whoever I was dating would understand that I cared for her and that was enough. I felt that if Valentine's Day was on a Tuesday, we could celebrate it on a Saturday given its a weekend. Back in the day, I felt logic would out rule emotion when it comes to relationships. Back in the day, I was a fucking imbecile!!!

Valentine's Day is similar to your high school prom. No matter what goes down on your high school prom, you'll end up fucking it up somehow. Same goes here. The expectations are too high, too far reaching to be obtained and thus you're doomed for failure. Show me a woman that is more excited for President's Day because its a 3 day weekend than Valentine's Day and I'm locking her down right then and there because she's got that rare psychological trait called logic.

And Valentine's Day couldn't come at a worse time for men. Its the Super Bowl of the dreaded "Black Season". If you're a seasoned veteran of relationships like I am, you know exactly what I'm talking about with regards to the Black Season: Thanksgiving, Xmas, NYE, MLK, Super Bowl Sunday, Valentine's Day. Its ~ 75 days total where a man CANNOT break up with a woman for there is just not a good time. Each and every year, when entering the Black Season I gave myself a hard psychological evaluation which consisted of one question, "Can you make it champ?" So if you somehow magically do last through all of that shit, how much do you really have left in the tank come Valentine's Day? You have a better chance getting through the SEC undefeated in football than making it through the Black Season unscathed.

My advice to everyone is to go outside your comfort zone this Saturday. Mix the shit up a bit and go outside the standard Hollywood-created Valentine's Day of flowers and ice. If you're a single woman, go out and find yourself some crazy hot ass and don't let the man just tip it, let him go balls deep. And if you're in a relationship, go ass to mouth. Mix the shit up a little bit. You never know, the man may actually look forward to next year's Black Season.

That's it. I'm out.